i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”
miss will you please stop trying to slam dunk your newborn child
Apparently men don’t like skinny jeans because it leaves nothing to the imaginations?
What is there to imagine?
Yes, there are two legs there what else did you expect, tentacles?
hot guy in the drive thru called me “ma’am” I just got mom zoned
sorry mom im on chore limit ask me again at midnight
That boy u just called racist? His mom took away his Beats Headphones last week. Think before u speak
does my messy hair and the dark circles under my eyes in combination with an oversized shirt and slutty underwear turn you on